"He gave everything to his country, to public office and to his family." --Caspar Weinberger, Jr.
Good Mourning Widows!
Joy to you and me.
Today we welcome famous widow Jane Weinberger wife of famous former Defense Secretary Caspar Weinberger to our joyous club. You know, the club nobody wants to join.
Jane and Caspar were married 63 years.
Jane was at her husband's side when he died.
After we remember Him, finger hug your pen.
Pick up that pen.
I dare you.
More Mourning Joy:
Q: Why do elephants hide in strawberry patches?
A: So they can jump out and stomp on people.
"Then finally this big yellow bus came around the corner. And the brakes screeched very loud. And I had to cover my ears. -- From Junie B. Jones and the Stupid Smelly Bus
Just for today, Widows, let's ignore the Stupid Smelly Bus, let's pretend it's not there.
Have a joyful day Widows. And remember, we're not alone.