"Did you know that only little people pay taxes?"
Good Mourning Widows.
Joy to you and me!
Today we welcome famous widow Leona Helmsley wife of famous real estate tycoon to our joy-filled club.
That's right Widows, our equal opportunity club -- The one anybody can join -- The one nobody wants to join. Whatevuh.
Leona's husband Harry died in Scottsdale, Arizona in 1997. He was 88 years old.
Known as "Queen of Mean," little Leona inherited Harry's entire fortune, who by the way, once owned The Empire State Building.
Leona is also known as "The boss from Hell."
In 1989, Mrs. Helmsley was convicted of tax evasion and spent 18 months in jail.
Q: What did the math book say to the history book?
A: Boy do I got problems!
"Have the courage to live. Anyone can die." --Robert Cody
After we remember Him, finger hug your pen.
Write about courage. Write about a deck of cards. Write about anything. Just write.
I dare you.
Have a joy-ful day, Widows.
And remember, we're not alone.