"We have somebody in the end who was not acting aggrieved at the death of her husband." --Deputy District Attorney Laura Gunn
Good Mourning Widows.
Joy to you and me!
Today we welcome(?) famous widow Cynthia Sommer wife of famous poisoned-with-arsenic Marine husband Sgt. Todd Sommer.
Sorry. This elite club frowns on volunteers.
Sgt. Sommer collapsed February 18, 2002 on his kitchen floor and died.
He was in perfect health and in top physical condition.
After Sgt. Sommer's death, famous widow Cynthia hosted "loud parties" at their home and used his $250,000 death benefit to finance breast implants and shopping sprees.
"Cynthia refused to put her husband's death benefit in trust for herself, their baby and children from a previous marriage."
All evidence against Mrs. Sommer was circumstantial but it didn't tak a jury long to find her guilty of murder. Cynthia Sommer faces life in prison.
Sheesh! Now I have heard everything.
Q: Where is the ocean the deepest?
A: On the bottom.
"On Saturday he ate through one piece of chocolate cake, one ice-cream cone, one pickle, one slice of Swiss cheese, one slice of salami, one lollipop, one piece of cherry pie, one sausage, one cupcake, and one slice of watermelon. That night he had a stomachache!" --"The Very Hungry Caterpillar" by Eric Carle
After we remember Him, fingerhug your pen.
I dare you.
Have a joy-filled day widows. And remember, we're not alone!