--Dick Cook, Chairman of the Walt Disney Studios
Good Mourning Widows. Joy to you and me.
Today we welcome famous widow, Mary Margaret Valenti, wife of famous Hollywood lobbyist, Jack Valenti, to our joy-ous club. That's right Widows, the club nobody wants to joy-n. Ever!
Jack Valenti died April 27, 2007. He was 85 years old.
Mary Margaret Valenti married Jack Valenti in 1962. She has their 3 children to see her through her mourning joy.
Q: If a plane crashed on the border of England and Scotland, where would they bury the survivors?
A: You don't bury survivors.
"Experience is a good teacher, but she runs up big bills." --Minna Antrim
After we remember Him, fingerhug your pen. Write something. Go ahead. I dare you.
Have a joy-filled day, Widows. And remember, we're not alone.