Thursday, August 30, 2007

Leona Helmsley, "The Queen of Mean" (Mrs. Harry Helmsley)


"...It had a minimal impact."--Sleepy Hollow Police Chief Jimmy Warren
Leona Helmsley is dead.
And buried.
Famous widow, Leona Helmsley, embattled billionairess who made a fortune in real estate, wife of famous billionaire, Harry Helmsley, who made a fortune in real estate, was buried on Wednesday, August 22, in a cemetery 20 miles north from where the World Trade Center use to be.
Leona was laid to rest in a 1300 square foot building of granite that showed more Doric columns than mourners. Her funeral service lasted less than 30 minutes. There were no onlookers. There was no traffic.
Mourning Joy:
Taken from Beth Emeth REPORTER: "In yesterday's paper there was an interesting story about a new beer called Coney Island lager inspired by the Coney Island sideshows. Even more interesting is that it is being made by the Schmaltz Brewing Company maker of "he'Brew, the Chosen Beer." Their current offerings include Genesis Ale (Our First Creation), Messiah Bold (The Beer You've Been Waiting For) and Monumental Jewbilation."
Mourning Quote:
"I hate that box--In it or out of it. I never get it right." --Unknown
After we remember Him, finger hug your pen. Open what I lovingly refer to as a joy-nal, set a clock timer for ten minutes, and write something. Go ahead. I dare you.
Have a joy-filled day, Everyone. And remember, we're not alone.
:)L

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